Waiting for Her: A Poem

Rules of the prompt: It must be a meaningful poem which ends with the phrase ‘Out of the Blue’.

With a gypsy’s soul barely contained inside,
and itchy feet bursting forth with wanderlust,
She couldn’t stay long, though who knew if she  tried.
Moving so fast, her suitcase never gathered dust.

She’d walk into town one day and there she’d decide to reside
But in a week or so, she’d walk back out unable to adjust.
Waiting for those who loved her in the same way as time and tide-
She just came and went. And went and went and went and went.

One sticky, lazy day she’d go out to collect everything she’d lent
settle her bills, pack her bags and when there was nothing left to do,
She’d give us vague smiles and promises to write letters (that remained unsent)
and take her itchy feet and aching soul to somewhere like London or Purdue.

She never stayed long. Never more than a month’s worth of rent.
And when she’d leave, she’d leave us with hearts torn anew,
Leaving us to wait full of frustrated love and resentment
For her to come back somewhere out of the blue.

From the Fooled to the Fae : A Poem

Master of words,
yet subject to them.
Oath-keeper, Milord-
Titles but no name.

Curse you and your kin
with your silver tongues.
May the plague blacken
your lecherous lungs.

Fair folk, be gone fast.
Take with you your lies-
May they be your last-
My wretched avarice.

Keep your changeling child,
misbegot he be.
Raise him like you- wild.
Spoil my sweet baby.

I’ll not touch the gold.
‘Tis fool’s gold only.
And I’ve been too bold,
too fool once already.

You’ve taken it all-
my heart, my honour,
Further, I can’t fall.
To give there’s no more.

So leave fiend, at once
with your plundered loot,
Clever, wicked puns,
half-lie and half-truth.

Take your scruples few
and your cunning spells.
Good riddance to you.
Next we’ll meet in hell.

The Lion Hunters: Why Isn’t This Series More Popular?

Mention the name Elizabeth Wein and if you’re familiar with young adult books, you’ll probably think of Code Name: Verity . I’m not saying that’s a problem, because I fully agree that it’s an amazing book. With it’s amazing friendship, unreliable narrators, action packed plot and stunning dialogue, how could I say otherwise? In fact it’s even on my list of Top 5 YA  Must-Reads (Even If You’re an Adult). It’s sequel, Rose Under Fire is pretty well known too.

But how many of you have hard of the Lion Hunter’s series? <scans the room for hands up> How many of you have actually read them? <watches hands drop one by one> Yes, I thought so.

The Winter Prince (The Lion Hunters, #1)A Coalition of Lions (The Lion Hunters, #2)The Sunbird (The Lion Hunters, #3)The Lion Hunter (The Lion Hunters, #4)The Empty Kingdom (The Lion Hunters, #5)

I can admit it, the covers aren’t as gorgeous as the Cod Name: Verity ones but that’s really no excuse. The series is set in the Medieval Period, with the first book set in the mighty Great Britain and the other four set in rich and exotic African Aksum and Hiymar. Elizabeth Wein’s distinctive, almost lyrical (without venturing into the purple-prose zone) writing brings the world to life with it’s gritty details of dirty streets, brutal violence, and familial jealousy alongside opulent palaces, egoistic princes and the deep loyalty between family. Why wouldn’t you want to read the series?

As if that isn’t enough, Elizabeth Wein has a horde of strong, three-dimensional, compelling characters (both male and female in this series) narrating their plots. When you read these books, you’ll find yourself enthralled by the twisting plots of intrigue and trying to puzzle out the motives of each of the characters. Full of spies, conspiracies and snarled politics, in this series it’s important to remember that no one’s good and no one’s evil but everyone has their own agenda.

Go ahead. Read this series if you want historical fiction which keeps you eyes glued to the pages and your fingers frantically turning. Read the series if you want to read a dark young adult book with unique and brilliant characters that will leave you breathless. Read the series if you want to be transported into a hauntingly beautiful Medieval world. Even if you don’t, read it anyways. You’re not likely to regret it.

Reading order: (covers above)

  1. The Winter Prince
  2. Coalition of Lions
  3. The Sunbird
  4. The Lion Hunter
  5. The Empty Kingdom

Mortal Heart: A Book Review

“We are all of us, gods and mortals, made up of many pieces, some of them broken, some of them scarred, but none of them the total sum of who we are.”

Book: Mortal Heart (His Fair Assassin #3)
Author: Robin LaFevers

Mortal Heart (His Fair Assassin, #3)


Annith has watched her gifted sisters at the convent come and go, carrying out their dark dealings in the name of St. Mortain, patiently awaiting her own turn to serve Death. But her worst fears are realized when she discovers she is being groomed by the abbess as a Seeress, to be forever sequestered in the rock and stone womb of the convent. Feeling sorely betrayed, Annith decides to strike out on her own.

She has spent her whole life training to be an assassin. Just because the convent has changed its mind doesn’t mean she has.

My thoughts: 

Just finished reading Mortal Heart and I was totally blown away. Like a tornado just ripped through me. Seriously. But then I expected nothing less. Ever since I read the first book in the trilogy, I knew I was going to love all of Robin Lafever’s books. So far, I haven’t been wrong.

Like all us His Fair Assassin fans expected, this book was all about Annith. To be honest, I was a little worried about that. Both Ismae and Sybella constantly mention Annith’s saintliness- her nobility, her kindness and her innocence. In their heads, she sounds so freaking pure and pliant, I thought I was going to hate her on principle. Luckily she’s not and luckily I didn’t.

Growing up in the convent has made her a little more naive than Ismae and Sybella who were well and truly jaded by the outside world but Annith does have a backbone and she’s not boring to read about. Not in the slightest.She’s a completely ordinary daughter of death (or about as ordinary as you can get when you’re a daughter of death) meaning she doesn’t have any special gifts at all. But what she lacks in talent, she makes up for in pure determinaton and a stubbornness that you can’t help but admire. What endeared me most to her was her talent at pretending to be the good little novitiate while eavesdropping on secrets behind closed doors (Come on, who can resist a protagonist who eavesdrops?). Despite her ferocity and skill, she has her embarrassing moments (like a failed seduction, or excessive name-dropping)  and is heartbreakingly childish in her quest for affection from anyone.

This book is more than just a story of Annith’s self discovery; it’s essentially crucial in wrapping up the arc of this trilogy. In the end: this is the end. I just cried a little as I realised that.
It was a bit slow at the beginning- if anything, it has reaffirmed in my mind why I would never go to a covenant: It would be too boring. Let’s face it, if a fictional covenant where kick-ass female assassins trained occasionally felt tedious, I would never make it  in a real and totally ordinary one?

But don’t worry, the story picks up the pace really fast as soon as Annith makes her grand escape. What follows next is a series of action, wild horse rides, crazy stunts, arrow-shooting and warriors (both male and female). 464 pages of medieval fiction and I didn’t even get bored once!

Balthazar was the love interest of the story and well…let’s just say that who he is is surprising. I was less surprised than I was supposed to be because of this alternatively pesky and lovely little things called spoilers (which I try not to give out unless I’m actively trying to annoy someone or they beg me for them).
He’s charming- quite dashing actually and like all the guys in this series, he has a dangerous edge and is very, very good with banter. I might have a tiny crush on him (just a tiny one though- I have a strict policy on historical book boyfriends). This romance was not without it’s challenges and trials, and I was constantly guessing at how it would end.

Comparing it to the other two books in the series, I would say that Dark Triumph is my favourite followed by this one followed by Grave Mercy. The historical politics and court intrigue of the the previous books took a back-seat in Mortal Heart. It was less historical fiction and more fantasy, with more time spent on the truly fascinating Pagan religious beliefs of the time and the Nine Gods which were essential to them.
Another notable difference was that this book felt significantly less dark than the other ones. I wouldn’t go as far as to say it was light, but it did deal with less heavy topics compared to the previous ones. I think a huge part of that was because of Annith’s upbringing. Growing up at the covenant wasn’t a cakewalk but at the same time it was nothing compared to regularly being abused by your father and sold off like livestock to a ‘husband’ like Ismae or dealing with violence that was almost off-hand in it’s execution and the threat of incest like Sybella.
Like all of the books in this trilogy, I think you could read this alone, but reading it in order of sequence will make this series so much more enjoyable.

One last thing. Before I I start handing out ratings to the book, I want to hand out a couple of hints to those of you who haven’t read it yet. Not spoilers- just hints.
The title of the book, Mortal Heart probably refers to Balthazar and the cover unlocks the huge role Annith is supposed to play (but we don’t get to find out what that role might be until close to the end). So, chew over that, will you?

My ratings:

Cover: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Romance: 5/5
Overall Rating: 5/5 
Other books like this: The Throne of Glass series with it’s assassin and fantasy is evolving book by book to slowly become as awesome as this one.

The Giving Tree: What’s Wrong With the Book

Don’t read this post if you don’t want to see one of your childhood books get demolished. You have been warned.

Every Day (Every Day #1)

Recently I was reading Every Day by Daniel Levithan. I found myself mentally comparing it to Lauren Oliver’s Before I Fall  although technically this book is supposed to be the very opposite of that one: In Everyday, one person (or individual) lives a single day in the life of multiple people while in Before I Fall, a girl re-lives the day she dies over and over again. Both of them have really interesting plot premises but somehow the narrative voice and the lack of attention to anything BUT the romance kind of killed the books for me. Every Day is a fair book even if it’s not exactly a good book. I’ve heard that John Green fan’s like this book. But then I wouldn’t know; TFIOS’ers (or constellations, whatever you’re calling yourself) are like a whole another species to me.

Before I Fall

Anyways, I’m not here to write about Every Day (tempting though it may be). One thing from the book that really resounded was the character’s opinion on the Giving Tree. Here’s the direct quote:

“I absolutely HATE The Giving Tree.”

I am so relieved. “Thank goodness. That would’ve been the end of us, had that been your favorite book.”

“Here—take my arms! Take my legs!”

“Take my head! Take my shoulders!”

“Because that’s what love’s about!”

“That kid is, like, the jerk of the century,” I say, relieved that Rhiannon will know what I mean.

“The biggest jerk in the history of all literature,” Rhiannon ventures. Then she puts down Harold and moves closer to me.

“Love means never having to lose your limbs,”

As a kid, there was always something about the Giving Tree which made me uncomfortable. I loved other Shel Silverstein works but this one always rubbed me the wrong way. But I was never able to quite put my finger on it as a kid, and when I became slightly older I just sort of forgot about it. This quote brought back everything.

If you’re not familiar with the book, it’s about a boy and a tree. You can read the poem (sans illustrations) with this link.  The tree gives the boy whatever he asks for-fruits, sticks, lumber, money –   because she ‘loves’ him. Even when the boy is an old man and has taken everything the tree has to offer, the tree (now a stump) lets him sit on her to rest.  Supposedly, this is meant to show how generous, loving and selfless the tree was but I think it shows another thing: the tree was a doormat and she let the boy walk all over her in the name of love.

I’m not old enough or wise enough to know what love is (is anyone ever truly that old and wise?) but I do know that love isn’t all about giving until you have nothing left of yourself. Love is about give and take- And I don’t mean the kind of giving and taking where one person taketh and the other giveth.

This book is not about the selflessness and generosity of the tree, it’s about the selfishness of a miserable little boy who grows up to be a miserable man. The Giving Tree? Hell no. It’s the Taking Boy.

Trust Me, I’m Lying: A Book Review

Book: Trust Me, I’m Lying
Author: Mary Elizabeth Summers
Trust Me, I'm Lying


Fans of Ally Carter, especially her Heist Society readers, will love this teen mystery/thriller with sarcastic wit, a hint of romance, and Ocean’s Eleven–inspired action.

Julep Dupree tells lies. A lot of them. She’s a con artist, a master of disguise, and a sophomore at Chicago’s swanky St. Agatha High, where her father, an old-school grifter with a weakness for the ponies, sends her to so she can learn to mingle with the upper crust. For extra spending money Julep doesn’t rely on her dad—she runs petty scams for her classmates while dodging the dean of students and maintaining an A+ (okay, A-) average.

But when she comes home one day to a ransacked apartment and her father gone, Julep’s carefully laid plans for an expenses-paid golden ticket to Yale start to unravel. Even with help from St. Agatha’s resident Prince Charming, Tyler Richland, and her loyal hacker sidekick, Sam, Julep struggles to trace her dad’s trail of clues through a maze of creepy stalkers, hit attempts, family secrets, and worse, the threat of foster care. With everything she has at stake, Julep’s in way over her head . . . but that’s not going to stop her from using every trick in the book to find her dad before his mark finds her. Because that would be criminal..

My thoughts:

I haven’t read many debut books lately, or realistic fiction either for that matter. And I’ve actually been feeling guilty about it. So I thought I’d kill two birds with one stone by reading ‘Trust Me I’m Lying.’  This books been hovering around on my to-read list but I had put it aside because lately I haven’t really been in the mood for chick-lit.
If I have to be honest, what attracted me to this book was the paradox of a title. I mean, if someone says you should trust them and that they are lying, wouldn’t you trust them as liars and therefore distrust them?… That sounded a lot more coherent in my head. If it helps, it’s pretty much like Pinocchio’s conundrum : If Pinocchio said he was lying, would his nose grow or not?

You can work yourself into a headache later. Right now, let me tell you about the characters of the book.
Julep (its not her real name and the story behind how she got it is absolutely hilarious) is a talented grifter or con-woman- whatever you want to call it. Using her skills she helps people at school by doing stuff like convincing their parents they got accepted into prestigious colleges or by subtle means ensuring someone gets a favourable reply when they ask the most popular girl in school out- all for a price, of course. A self-confessed liar, she has a heart of gold and good reasons for doing what she does. I think she’s one of my favourite characters this year.
The secondary characters in these books aren’t half bad either. We don’t really see much of her dad, but we get a clear picture of him thanks to the narrators fond memories and casual remarks. Mike, Heather, etc- they’re all pretty brilliant characters. They don’t play big roles in the book, but they they are invaluable. The thing to remember in this book is that everyone has a secret. Some people have secrets bigger (and more unbelievable) than the others but everyone in this book has a double motive and you can’t trust everything they say on face value.

The romance in this book doesn’t play that much of a role either. There were a few moments where I thought the romance would overshadow the plot of finding out what happened to Julep’s dad but Julep’s pretty determined and focused. She has her head in the game all them time, and never lets a couple of kisses come in the way of finding who is most important to her: her Dad.
While we’re still talking about romance, be warned that it’s a love triangle. One of the guys is scarily perfect and the other is her best friend. I just want to take a minute to thank whatever gods that may be up there for ensuring the romance never took up too much of the fore-view.

Moving on to plotholes, I was really annoyed with how fast Julep decided to trust Tyler. Within a few days,she’s telling him stuff that she hasn’t told most people all her life and he just seemed a little too motivated and interested in ‘helping’ her. If I was a con-man (or con-woman, whatever) I wouldn’t give up my life-story easily to a guy I just met, no matter how cute he was or how deep his brown eyes were. Sure, Julep made a couple of token remarks like ‘What am I doing, telling this guy a barely know, the story of my life’ but she shows less resistance than I would have expected from her.

The ending was just perfect. I could actually see it working out this way in real-life. In terms of books, it left just enough questions in my mind to justify wanting a sequel while perfectly wrapping up one arc of the story line.

There’s on obvious plothole. One. But if you can ignore it , then you’re going to have an amazing couple of hours as you read this book. It’s humorous, it’s light and I guarantee you won’t be able to put it down until you get to the last page.

My ratings:

Cover: 3/5
Plot: 4/5
Characters: 5/5
Romance: 4/5
Ending: 4/5
Overall Rating: 4/5
Would I read another book by the author: Definitely. Yes!
Books like this: Heist Society,How to Lead a Life of Crime, Curseworkers

Talon: A Book Review

Book: Talon (Talon #1)
Author: Julie Kagawa

Talon (Talon, #1)


Long ago, dragons were hunted to near extinction by the Order of St. George, a legendary society of dragon slayers. Hiding in human form and growing their numbers in secret, the dragons of Talon have become strong and cunning, and they’re positioned to take over the world with humans none the wiser.

Ember and Dante Hill are the only sister and brother known to dragonkind. Trained to infiltrate society, Ember wants to live the teen experience and enjoy a summer of freedom before taking her destined place in Talon. But destiny is a matter of perspective, and a rogue dragon will soon challenge everything Ember has been taught. As Ember struggles to accept her future, she and her brother are hunted by the Order of St. George.

Soldier Garret Xavier Sebastian has a mission to seek and destroy all dragons, and Talon’s newest recruits in particular. But he cannot kill unless he is certain he has found his prey: and nothing is certain about Ember Hill. Faced with Ember’s bravery, confidence and all-too-human desires, Garret begins to question everything that the Order has ingrained in him: and what he might be willing to give up to find the truth about dragons.

My thoughts:

I sat down to write this review almost a week and two posts ago. That should give you an idea of just how difficult I found it to review this book.I may dislike writing negative reviews but I really, really hate writing disappointed reviews.

It’s hard to believe that this book is written by the same author who wrote the Iron King series and the Blood of Eden series. They were so good and this is so…not. At the same time, I can see that Ms. Kagawa tried to copy some of the elements which made the above series so compelling into this one. The keyword here is tried.

She tried taking the manipulative and violent nature of the fae and putting it into the dragons. And though the punishments in the book were certainly draconic in nature, the character themselves did not feel like dragons; they felt more human than anything else- too kind, to naive, too noble and too boring.

She attempted to duplicate the air of secrecy, double-crossing and back-stabbing that had us flipping the pages as fast as was as physically possible in the Blood of Eden but here too she failed. Can I just say, I saw it all coming from miles away?

The characters didn’t dazzle me or delight me either. You know they’ve been written badly when you feel completely detached even after 413 pages of reading. Part of it was the main character’s fault. She’s one of those annoying characters who aren’t really that special but has everyone tripping over their feet trying to kiss hers. Her twin brother (though promising in the beginning) barely made an appearance at all. To excuse his lack of presence, we were constantly told something like He went water-skiing with the guys’. And their relationship? Total fail. Ember constantly tells us she loves her brother, but honestly I can’t really see the love. She forgets about him all the time, constantly whines at him and resents him for the most pointless of reasons. Having a twin was more of a plot device than anything else. The secondary characters were just as bad. They appeared sporadically to be boy-crazy, make bad boy-decisions, push Ember at one of the boys and give her dating advice. They were totally inter-changeable and one dimensional.

The romance? Where do I start with this one. First of all, it’s a love triangle. I don’t get why YA authors think we like love triangles. We don’t. But we can tolerate them if the rest of the book is good enough. Or even if the love interests are interesting and different enough (take Puck and Ash from her Iron Fey series, for example). If it’s not already pretty obvious, the rest of the book wasn’t good enough.
There are two love interests- the dragon  and the dragon-slayer <cough, cough Firelight by Sophie Jordan cough, cough>. In both cases, it’s a case of ‘forbidden-love’ and star-crossed lovers. In the dragon case, the dragon is a rebel and an outlaw. In the dragon-slayer case… hello? dragon- SLAYER here. But other than these two things, the love interests are pretty inter-changeable. Both of them are emotionally-distant and stricken with a serious case of insta-love. Both of them are non-human (I’m of the opinion that the dragon-slayer is a robot; he certainly acts like one). Both of them are boring. Blah, blah, blah.

If this book was more about dragons and less about the romance, it could have been salvageable. But it’s not. I still have a hard time believing the book was about dragons and not about humans occasionally turned into lizards with wings. Where was the treasure-hording? Where was the fiery and angry nature? Where was the freaking worldbuilding?
The blurb looks really interesting but don’t be taken in by it. There’s no moral dilemma or a struggle to understand different species. There’s only cheap, bland romance between robotic, self-obsessed characters who come with pre-written scripts.

This book suffered a massive case of blandness. It was extremely formulaic and seemed like it didn’t even try to get much originality in. There was no plot. No interesting characters. No hot romance. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Trust me, you won’t miss anything if you don’t read the book.

My Ratings:

Cover: 2/5

Plot: 1/5 (Plot? What plot?)

Characters: 1/5

Romance: 1/5 (I really want to give this thing a zero)

Plotholes: 1/5

Ending: 2/5

Overall Rating: 1.25/ 5

Will I read the next book: No way. Dragons will turn generous and caring before I read the next book in the series again. And, no I don’t mean the so-called dragons in this book. 

Book like this: Firelight by Sophie Jordan (more draconian dragons, an actual plot ,better sibling relationships, hotter love interests, -go read that instead)